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Our office party was a go kart race. I really really did not want to race one of those death machines but I complied to be a "good sport." But since I didn't want to go very fast and also didn't want to ruin any one else's fun, I would pull over and let everyone pass me when they lapped me. Consequently, I was the very slowest of nearly 100 racers. Today the results came out and I won a $15 gift card for having the slowest average lap time. To give you an idea of just how slow I am, my time was 43.008 and the fastest driver's time was 23.634.

I do not know why I am proud of that...